32 Examples of Perfectly Enacted Petty Revenge

Nathan Johnson Published 08/24/2024 in ftw

Life is all about choices. And if you want to live a long and happy life you learn not to sweat the small stuff.

You can't blow a fuse every time someone steps on your toes. You can't fight every single neighbor, coworker, or boss who puts you down or makes your life a pain.

But that doesn't mean you never stand up for yourself, just that you need to be calculated in how you respond to the offenses of others.

So take a page out of these people's devious revenge plots and let the hate inside you stew until it comes boiling out for the whole world to see.

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For $5, This Shelter Will Write The Name Of The Person You Hate On A Cat Litter Box
2.
I’ve Been Nerfed By The New Neighbor Kids Unarmed For The Last Time. Vengeance Will Be Swift
3.
Bento Box Of A Japanese Husband The Day After Quarreling With His Wife
4.
Southlake PD For The Win
5.
My Buddy Saran-Wrapped My Car. This Was My Payback
6.
Valentine's Day At 5:30 AM Part 2: Revenge
7.
If It's On The Porch, It Must Be Free
8.
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
9.
Someone At My Work Was Cheated On. He Brought All Of Her Shoes To Work
10.
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker As She Was Making My Lunch For Work
11.
My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair
12.
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
13.
This Is What Happens When You Take Up Two Parking Spaces
14.
My Neighbor Took These Without Asking, So I Took Them Back And Placed Them In My Front Yard For Free
15.
Parking In Australia
16.
Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible
17.
This Guy Would Always Park His Motorcycle On The Sidewalk, Blocking The Path For Wheelchair Access. I Think Someone Finally Had Enough
18.
Get Up And Do Some Work, John
19.
There Is A Road Being Built Next To My Friend's House And Some Idiot Parked His Car There Yesterday⁠
20.
Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?
21.
Don't Spy On Your Coworkers
22.
Why You Shouldn’t Take Up Two Parking Spaces
23.
Get Wrecked, Jim
24.
Revenge Is Sweet
25.
Dave Looks Like He Hasn’t Learned The Concept Of Consequences
26.
I Guess I Shouldn't Have Used Her Coffee Creamer
27.
Neighbor Smokes In The Balcony Outside Our Unit And Dumps His Butts On The Ground. Thought Taping A Note To His Front Door Was A Fun Way To Address The Issue
28.
My Buddy Is A Dodgers Fan While I'm A Giants Fan. We Had A Friendly $20 Bet On Who Would Win The NLDS. Here Is The $20 I Will Be Giving Him On Monday
29.
The Intern Gets Revenge
30.
Give Rich A Scoop And He’ll Take The Whole Carton
31.
My Coworker's Solution To The Person Who Keeps Getting M&M's Out Of The Vending Machine And Leaving The Wrappers Everywhere
32.
A Year Ago My Fiancé Scared Me With A Cutout Of Austin Powers. Time For A Little Payback
33.
I Cleaned The Entire Kitchen Except For This One Spot Where My Partner Spilled Sugar Two Days Ago And Left It

1.
For $5, This Shelter Will Write The Name Of The Person You Hate On A Cat Litter Box
2.
I’ve Been Nerfed By The New Neighbor Kids Unarmed For The Last Time. Vengeance Will Be Swift
3.
Bento Box Of A Japanese Husband The Day After Quarreling With His Wife
4.
Southlake PD For The Win
5.
My Buddy Saran-Wrapped My Car. This Was My Payback
6.
Valentine's Day At 5:30 AM Part 2: Revenge
7.
If It's On The Porch, It Must Be Free
8.
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
9.
Someone At My Work Was Cheated On. He Brought All Of Her Shoes To Work
10.
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker As She Was Making My Lunch For Work
11.
My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair
12.
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
13.
This Is What Happens When You Take Up Two Parking Spaces
14.
My Neighbor Took These Without Asking, So I Took Them Back And Placed Them In My Front Yard For Free
15.
Parking In Australia
16.
Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible
17.
This Guy Would Always Park His Motorcycle On The Sidewalk, Blocking The Path For Wheelchair Access. I Think Someone Finally Had Enough
18.
Get Up And Do Some Work, John
19.
There Is A Road Being Built Next To My Friend's House And Some Idiot Parked His Car There Yesterday⁠
20.
Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?
21.
Don't Spy On Your Coworkers
22.
Why You Shouldn’t Take Up Two Parking Spaces
23.
Get Wrecked, Jim
24.
Revenge Is Sweet
25.
Dave Looks Like He Hasn’t Learned The Concept Of Consequences
26.
I Guess I Shouldn't Have Used Her Coffee Creamer
27.
Neighbor Smokes In The Balcony Outside Our Unit And Dumps His Butts On The Ground. Thought Taping A Note To His Front Door Was A Fun Way To Address The Issue
28.
My Buddy Is A Dodgers Fan While I'm A Giants Fan. We Had A Friendly $20 Bet On Who Would Win The NLDS. Here Is The $20 I Will Be Giving Him On Monday
29.
The Intern Gets Revenge
30.
Give Rich A Scoop And He’ll Take The Whole Carton
31.
My Coworker's Solution To The Person Who Keeps Getting M&M's Out Of The Vending Machine And Leaving The Wrappers Everywhere
32.
A Year Ago My Fiancé Scared Me With A Cutout Of Austin Powers. Time For A Little Payback
33.
I Cleaned The Entire Kitchen Except For This One Spot Where My Partner Spilled Sugar Two Days Ago And Left It